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Install DITTO TV app and Get free Ditto TV 1 month premium Subscription and Rs 200 voucher for free.

Ditto TV is offering 1 month free subscription.
Ditto TV is an App thatenables you to watch Live TV, TV shows. Movies. Video clips etc.
By subscribing 1 month pack you can enjoy unlimited live TV and movies on your Android. 
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* Install <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.dittotv.AndroidZEECommercial">Ditto </a><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.dittotv.AndroidZEECommercial">Tv</a><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.dittotv.AndroidZEECommercial"> App</a>
* Open the app and Register.
* You may simply login with gmail or Facebook.
* Go to Menu>> "Subscription plans" and select "Pay through Mobile "
* Choose 1 month subscription.
* Apply Promo Code:- DITTOFT30
* Enjoy 1 month free subscription.
* This Code is valid Till 30th June 2015
* You will also get eBay Rs. 200 Off coupon on minimum purchase of Rs.500 
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How to reduce data usage in android device [guide [

Hi Friends 
If you are an user of Android phone , you must be having an active Internet Data Connection for sure because there is no fun without internet. It's like a PC without internet where you can just sit and play games and not able to utilize the resources and capabilities of device completely. But at the same time , there are several apps and services of Android which remain continuously active and cause additional Data Uses to the user.
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If you are using a limited internet connection plan or paying for every kb that you are downloading , you must take note of where your data is being exhaust in order to control it. Of course why to pay additional charges for background and useless processes. So Today , I am providing you some quick tips and tricks to avoid getting over charged for additional Data Usage.
1. Turn Off Data Connection When Not In Use
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Most of the people are not concerned about this but you should always turn off your active data connection while it is not in use. It means you should only enable internet connectivity when you want to use it. It will avoid unnecessary background apps to use and consume your Data and will also enhance battery life of your phone upto great extent.
2. Turn Off Automatic Updates
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Many apps installed in your phone regularly check for the availability of their updated version over the internet including your Android operating system firmware itself. These apps keep on downloading updates , some of these updates are necessary while many are useless. It is recommended that you turn off Automatic updates for as many applications as possible.
3. Update Only When Connected To Wifi
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Go to settings tab and make some changes in your Firmware update settings. Set it to Update over Wi-Fi only. This setting will prevent any firmware updates being done from your Mobile data usage. Your phone will automatically start updating when it will be connected to some Wi-Fi connection. Hence it will not use your phone data helping it to save.
4. Using Light Weight Browsers
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Web Browsers have capability of reducing the usage of data amount. If you are visiting number of websites and surfing internet continuously , it is always recommended that you should use some Light Weight browser for your session. Light weight browsers will compress the size of web pages before downloading it to your phone. Some of the most effective light weight web browsers are : Opera Mini , Chrome , TextOnly.
5. Using Third Party Data Manager
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If you don't want to perform any settings manually , you may switch to Automated data manager available in market. There are many apps available in Google Play Store which keeps you aware about your total data usage so far and data available. These apps also lets you know which app is using more data and you should take control of. You don't need to install any third party app if you have Android 4.0 or higher version because it provides in built monitoring service.
6. Using Ad Block Plus
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Ad Block Plus is an outstanding app capable of blocking all Ads from your device including the Ads which are shown inside any app or game. AdAway is also very close competitor to Ad Blcok Plus so you can use any among these top two apps.Both of these apps work on every android phone without rooting it. Ad Block Plus removes Ads from your phone and help to save Data Usage.
You can download it for free from here 
»» <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/hudvayjoa0w4aj5/adblockplusandroid-1.1.3.apk">Ad Block Plus</a>
7. Avoid Using Task Killers
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Task killers removes all cached files in your phone. Browsers normally saves the webpages and several other contents on web in cache memory of your phone for future use. Next time when you load the same pages , it will be loaded faster by simply fetching from the phone memory. So if you use Task Killer apps, all your cached files will be removed from phone memory and everytime you visit some webpage it will have to be loaded from web and will cause more data usage.
There were some basic ways to save data usage in your Android phones. I hope you would be able to save sufficient amount of data using these simple tricks.

How to reduce data usage in android device [guide [

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Whatsapp+ latest version [how to use 5 whatsapp in one mobile]

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WhatsFapp
WhatsFapp 1.20 Use three whatsapp accounts in one phone including two whatsapp+ reborn
Features
Hide Last Seen, Blue Ticks, Double Ticks, Typing for groups & contactsGroup StatisticsImage and video PreviewsDual Two WhatsApp+ Reborn accounts (Total three 3 accounts including official whatsapp) in one android phonePackage name changed to com.whatsfapp & cum.whatsfappThemed Blue (Boys’ ♂ color) + Pink (Girls’ ♀ color) material designAntiBan code and app expiry extension tricks addedAll WhatsApp+ Reborn features included
What’s New
[Fixed] “Showing” privacy mods not working properly 
[Fixed] Icons not changing[ 
Fixed] Attach Web bugChanged folder from /WhatsApp/Osm to /WhatsApp/Fap 
Changed com.whatsfupp to cum.whatsfapp and named it “Fapp” so You got “Fapp” and “WhatsFapp” in launcher
How To Install ?
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Install original whatsapp from play storeRegister number 1 and verify it. 
Do some chat and backup conversations 2-3 time 
Now go into “APP INFO” for official whatsapp and “CLEAR DATA”Install WhatsFapp (com.whatsfapp),enter Number 1 and restore chat backup so number 1 is settled now 
Now open official whatsapp and enter number 2 , verify it and do some chat again backup chats 2-3 times and clear data of official whatsappNow Install WhatsFupp (cum.whatsfapp) and enter number 2 there , restore chat so number 2 is settled now 
Open official whatsapp and verify number 3 so number 3 is also settled nowEnjoy 2 accounts with whatsapp+ reborn and 1 account on official whatsapp share this mod to your friends
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Download
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<a href="https://dailyuploads.net/vo57eckhwicz">WhatsFapp</a><a href="https://dailyuploads.net/vo57eckhwicz"> v1.20 </a><a href="https://dailyuploads.net/vo57eckhwicz">cum.whatsfapp</a><a href="https://dailyuploads.net/vo57eckhwicz"> iOS Emoji</a> | <a href="https://userscloud.com/r281qrakemav">Mirror</a> | <a href="http://www.multiupfile.com/f/3aa22dc084">Mirror</a> (22 MB)
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WhatsMApp v1.4.0 MOD Apk
WhatsMApp is the Latest version of Modded Whatsapp and its best avilable MOD. WhatsMApp is Better then the famous Whatsapp Plus and Reborn versions. Its has Amazing Desing and MOre Materialistic App. It has be carefully analysed and Modded according to Users feel. All known Bugs have been fixed. The App is under development, and Please report any found Bugs in Comments secion and will be fixed in upcomming version.
Features of WhatMApp
Last seen hideBlue tick hideDouble tick hideHide typing..Change IconActionBar color changingNavigationbar color changing (Lollipop Only)StatusBar color changing (Lollipop only)Fastest Moded whatsappAntiBan2 MODs Stock Emoji and Google Emoji
Changelog: v1.4.0
Base updated to 2.12.84 Latest Intel processor (x86) support is back. 
NEW mod to hide date and time while copying messages. 
Translations for around 10 languages added. 
NEW mod to change notification icon color. (Currently only for non-Lollipop devices)In-call UI improved for Lollipop users. 
NEW app launcher icons added. 
NEW call activity indicators on Calls tab on HomeActivity. 
Fixed tab indicator not showing bug. 
Fixed FAB staying open even after pressing a button. 
NEW Changed UI of Visual Mods. 
NEW Color picker with HSV, HEX and RGB. 
NEW Mod to theme almost all the activities throughout 
WhatsApp with Universal Mod 
Other small changes and fixes.
How to Install
 
Install Stock Whatsapp from PlaystoreVerify and Chat at least with one person. 
Create backup of chat from Whatsapp settings. 
Unistall Stock Whatsapp. 
And install WhatsMapp. 
Verify number and restore chatsYou are ready to ROCK!
Screenshots
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Downloads
<blockquote><a href="http://rexycloud.com/a34eae404ef0c173">WhatsMApp</a><a href="http://rexycloud.com/a34eae404ef0c173"> v1.4.0 MOD </a><a href="http://rexycloud.com/a34eae404ef0c173">Apk</a>(18MB) |  <a href="http://www.multiupfile.com/f/308be90043">Mirrors</a>
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HOW TO CREATE MANY ACCOUNTS ON A WEBSITESWITH SINGLE EMAIL ID?

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Its possible because gmail account does not count dot(.) in 
<a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email_address" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="Email address">email addresses</a>. 
Example : xyz@gmail. com and x.yz@<a class="zem_slink" href="http://mail.google.com/" rel="homepage" target="_blank" title="Gmail">gmail.com</a> both are 
same email address. This simply means if you send email to 
x.yz@gmail.com then it will go to xyz@gmail.com. So if you 
already have your account on a website with xyz@gmail.com 
you can create an account by registering with x.yz@ 
gmail.com Similarly, you can imagine how many accounts you 
would be able to create on same website using a single email 
id, that too of gmail. 
Note : 90% <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Website" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="Website">websites</a> including twitter will allow you to 
signup with your single gmail id. 
But <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.facebook.com/" rel="homepage" target="_blank" title="Faceboo">Facebook</a> is listed in the other 10% of websites. It 
won't allow this even if you use dot. 
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[LOOT DEAL] BUY SPICE ONE MOBILE AT JUST RS. 4000

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How to use TWO whatsapp a/c in one phone [ R.I.P OGWhatsapp ] [Exclusive]

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Hello my friends to this day, most of you want two whatsapp in a cell..... so we have a wonderful surprise that is WhatsMapp Solo , Whatsapp Solo, dear freinds like ogwhatsapp you can use two whatsapp A/C in one mobile.</div>
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How to use TWO whatsapp a/c in one phone [ R.I.P OGWhatsapp ] [Exclusive]

WhatsMapp SOLO Hello my friends to this day, most of you want two whatsapp in a cell..... so we have a wonderful surprise that is Wh...

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We all face some serious or light problems when we use whatsapp especially since whatsapp has introduced the blue tick feature it was a blessing for some people but was doom for many other people . Some of us casual users like me are okay with this addition but many hardcore users that wants some privacy or some popular personalities in their class are having issues with these <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.misterlinky.net/blog/" rel="homepage" target="_blank" title="new features">new features</a>.. So without any further due lets jump on the main thing : </div>
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Fristly I'll tell you how to install this</div>
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<li>The first thing you need to do is uninstall original whatsapp then:-</li>
<li>Unistall stock whatsapp And install WhatsMapp.</li>
<li>Verify number and restore chats.</li>
<li>You are ready to rock!</li>
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lock for whatsapp. No need to download/install seperate application.</li>
<li>       Avoid
accidental calling. </li>
<li>       Changes
User Interface for whatsapp calling.</li>
<li>       Privacy:</li>
<li>           Option to hide last seen time on whatsapp.</li>
<li>          Option to
hide the delivery report (Both double tick & blue tick)</li>
<li>           Hide the typing option….  While replying on any chat.</li>
<li>       AntiBan
code added.</li>
<li>       Navigation
bar color changing</li>
<li>       FAB
Added.</li>
<li>       New
shades & colors for chat balloons</li>
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<a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/y1n32bom734zgie/WhatsMapp1.2.0.apk" target="_blank">DOWNLOAD FROM HERE</a> <div>
<a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/y1n32bom734zgie/WhatsMapp1.2.0.apk">http://www.mediafire.com/download/y1n32bom734zgie/WhatsMapp1.2.0.apk</a> AS mentioned above

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1.   Inbuilt lock for whatsapp. most of people download applock only for locking the whatsapp so we have added a new feature i.e. inbuilt app lock No need to download/install seperate application.</div>
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2.Sometime when during sending something or watching his/her dp you are surely suffered from accidental calling. To Avoid  that Accidental calling. just put the calling tab in manu</div>
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3. Most important and most useful</div>
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<li>hide double ticks.</li>
<li>hide blue ticks</li>
<li>hide typing</li>
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How to hide second tick in whatsapp whithout USING WhatsApp-Plus & Reborn

We all face some serious or light problems when we use whatsapp especially since whatsapp has introduced the blue tick feature it was a ...

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Well below are the 50 cool messages you can share right away on whatsapp, simply select and copy the text and share it up.</h2>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.</li>
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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> can't WhatsApp,only calls !</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P </li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Read books instead of reading my status!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Available when get WiFi Network !!</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Everything i wannt is either Illegal, Immortal, Impossible or Expensive.!<img alt="😏" class="emoji emojie402" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" style="background-image: url(https://web.whatsapp.com/img/f238863e05ceb029dc6637809e59a2dc.png); background-position: -280px -520px; border: 0px; display: inline-block; font-stretch: inherit; height: 20px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; width: 20px; zoom: 1;" /></li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!E</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Even God Makes Mistakes. I Mean... Just Look At Yourself.|</li>
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<a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="God">God</a> is really creative, i mean...just look at me.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="Fanta">Fanta</a>.. No one says I'm fantastic.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Relationship Status: Looking for a <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.t-mobile.com/coverage.html" rel="tmobile2014" target="_blank" title="Wi-Fi">WiFi</a> connection.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at <a class="zem_slink" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=33.9471,-118.1182&spn=1.0,1.0&q=33.9471,-118.1182%20(McDonald%27s)&t=h" rel="geolocation" target="_blank" title="McDonald's">McDonald's</a>".</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.</li>
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<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.</li>
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<li>I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.</li>
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<ul style="line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px -15px; padding: 0px 2.5em; text-align: left;">
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Please unplug your earphone at the moment when you fart. its pretty safe.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">The annoying moment when the <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_advertisement" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="Television advertisement">TV commercials</a> are so long that you forget what you’re watching.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push%E2%80%93pull_strategy" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="Push–pull strategy">Push and Pull</a>.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Dear <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.t-mobile.com/cell-phones/ios.html" rel="tmobile2014" target="_blank" title="IPhone">iPhone</a>,  You're piece of shut.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.152. Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Hey there! be there.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Person you love is 72.8% water.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> can't WhatsApp,only calls !</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Cant walk... vehicles only..!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Stop ! Status under construction :D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P </li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Space available for advertisement.:-p</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!(bell symbol) Engineering</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Read books instead of reading my status!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Available when get WiFi Network !!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Yes , I m single , & You've to be damn beautiful to change it.;)</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;"> Real men stay dedicated to only one girl</li>
<li style="border-image-outset: initial; border-image-repeat: initial; border-image-slice: initial; border-image-source: initial; border-image-width: initial; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!</li>
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So, these are  Best Ever Whatsapp Status as we promised they are short, cool, funny,crazy, for love, some of them is about attitude, about life ! Now you can set new Whatsapp status every day till next 3-4 months, If you know what i mean :D ! If you enjoyed above statuses then don't forget to share it with your friends !<ul style="line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px -15px; padding: 0px 2.5em; text-align: left;">
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Try These Best Ever Whatsapp Status [updated]

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