Try These Best Ever Whatsapp Status [updated]

Well below are the 50 cool messages you can share right away on whatsapp, simply select and copy the text and share it up.

• Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
• I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
• The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
• I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
• Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
•  can't WhatsApp,only calls !
• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
• Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
•  I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
• I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
•  If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P 
•  Read books instead of reading my status!
•  Available when get WiFi Network !!
• The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
• Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
• It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.
• Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
• When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
• Everything i wannt is either Illegal, Immortal, Impossible or Expensive.!
• Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!E
• Even God Makes Mistakes. I Mean... Just Look At Yourself.|
• God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.
• May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
• When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
• Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
• Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
• They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
• That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
• Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

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• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
• I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
• When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
• The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
• One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
• Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
• I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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• Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
• The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
• People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
• When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
• The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
• Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
• Please unplug your earphone at the moment when you fart. its pretty safe.
• Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
• I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
• The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
• The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
• Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
• If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
• I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
• Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
• ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
• Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
• Dear iPhone,  You're piece of shut.
• I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
• Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
• When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
• Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.152. Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .
• My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
• Hey there! be there.
•  I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!
•  Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
• Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
•  Person you love is 72.8% water.
• My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
•  can't WhatsApp,only calls !
• Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
• Cant walk... vehicles only..!
•  Stop ! Status under construction :D
• Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
•  Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!
•  If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P 
•  Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
• Space available for advertisement.:-p
•  I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.
•  Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
•  the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
•  Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!(bell symbol) Engineering
•  Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
•  Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!
•  Read books instead of reading my status!
•  Available when get WiFi Network !!
• Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
•  I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
• I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
• Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D
•  Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D
• I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
•  Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
•  Yes , I m single , & You've to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
• I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
•  Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
• When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
• I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
•  I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
• I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
•  Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite
•  Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
•  Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
• Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
•  Real men stay dedicated to only one girl
• Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!

So, these are  Best Ever Whatsapp Status as we promised they are short, cool, funny,crazy, for love, some of them is about attitude, about life ! Now you can set new Whatsapp status every day till next 3-4 months, If you know what i mean :D ! If you enjoyed above statuses then don't forget to share it with your friends !